Please send a big thankyou to your delivery cretin, who, whilst driving along Manchester Road, Slaithwaite, Huddersfield at 9AM this morning, decided to use a conveniently large puddle to hose out most of the inside of my van, and give me an impromptu diesel-scented shower.
It's certainly saved me the effort of cleaning the van out, and I've always preferred the comfort afforded by wet muddy upholstery as opposed to the regular dry seating. I can now also spend most of the day drying out and smelling of derv, as presumably can the pedestrians he also generously showered. I'm sure we all hold the utmost gratitude as , due to the wideness of the road at that point, he must have gone out of his way to perform the favour. Keep up the considerate driving! Just think, if he hadn't committed this act of common courtesy in a wagon with your company name on the front of it in huge letters i'd have never been able to write and thank him.
6 comments:
HTFU you big girl.
Hmmm. I would reply to that but UIDSIA. SICUWTFYTA. Sorry.
I'd complain to their Binley HQ: Freephone 0800 539766
BTW not sure you're allowed to use their logo without permission!
Anonymous, are you a 12 year old girl? I was under the impression that it was only pre-pubescent girlies who used coded capital letters as a means of communication. If you have something to say, speak bloody English!!
As if to illustrate a point! My previous coment is translated thus:
"Hmmm. I would reply to that but Unfortunately I Dont Speak In Acronyms. So I Can't Understand What The F--- You're Talking About. Sorry."
Q.E.D I think.
hey Anonymous! We got the same name! HCIT? anyway, I'm actually nearly 13 and my mom makes me wear thee baggy jumpers but I can assure you that puberty has started. did that do it 4 u hun?
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