Please send a big thankyou to your delivery cretin, who, whilst driving along Manchester Road, Slaithwaite, Huddersfield at 9AM this morning, decided to use a conveniently large puddle to hose out most of the inside of my van, and give me an impromptu diesel-scented shower.
It's certainly saved me the effort of cleaning the van out, and I've always preferred the comfort afforded by wet muddy upholstery as opposed to the regular dry seating. I can now also spend most of the day drying out and smelling of derv, as presumably can the pedestrians he also generously showered. I'm sure we all hold the utmost gratitude as , due to the wideness of the road at that point, he must have gone out of his way to perform the favour. Keep up the considerate driving! Just think, if he hadn't committed this act of common courtesy in a wagon with your company name on the front of it in huge letters i'd have never been able to write and thank him.
