Tuesday, 18 December 2007

Sorry, Christmas is censored this year.

Radio 1 has just announced that after nearly 20 years of playing The Pogues and Kirsty McColl's famous Christmas hit 'Fairytale in New York' as it was originally recorded, this year it is to be re-edited to be less offensive.

Specifically, this editing concerns McColl's lines "You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot", and McGowan's "You're an old slut on junk". The BBC sees these lyrics as offensive, despite the fact they are parts of dialogue exchanged between two fictional characters in the song, and not simply generic homophobic or 'heroin-addicted-prostituteophobic' abuse.

So where does this stop? Should Bing Crosby be censored for dreaming of a White Christmas...? Surely in multi-cultural Britain we should beseech unto each other the benefits of a multi-ethnic Christmas?

Furthermore, the lyrics of Deck the Halls urge us to "Don we now our gay apparel
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.", and the song 'Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas' instructs us to 'Make the Yuletide Gay'. Do we hear howls of protest from the homosexual community, or even those vehemently homophobic who fear their morals are being undermined? No.

Similarly in "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" we are told "He sees you when you're sleeping". Frightening stuff, but are the anti-pedophile lobby marching on parliament to stop this aged, bearded, voyeuristic man from sneaking into children's bedrooms at night? No they aren't.

Grow up BBC. I'm ashamed, and you should be too. Your role to the public is to Educate, Inform and Entertain, not to advocate censorship. Shane McGowan may be an ugly drunkard with sticky-out-teeth and a body composition of 33% vodka, 33% whiskey and 33% methylated spirit, but he certainly knows how to write a good song - and that song has been good enough for all of us for 2o years. I'm sure McColl is turning in her grave, and McGowan would be too if he was dead - which to be honest is surprising that he's not. And dear God don't try and cremate him, it'd be like Hiroshima.

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