better than our famous stripy floor

Learn more about how it's done here.

Investment tip

Buy cattle and buy shares in Wahl. In the future everyone wears a full length leather coat and shaves their head.

Curious

If you are stood at the top of a stairway and give way to someone at the bottom they will run (at least for the first couple of steps) up the stairs. If you are stood at the bottom of a stairway and give way to someone at the top, they will walk down at a constant (normal) speed. Why?

Question of the day

Why?

Charlie Brooker's 10 biggest cocks in advertising

If you're easily offended don't watch this:

Question of the day

Who invented chips?

I'd like to shake their hand.

Question of the Day

Is loose leaf tea worth the extra effort?