HTFU and take a chance

Every human existence is judged in reference to every other human existence, now and that has gone before it. You judge yourself in this pantheon of mankind, and the world judges you too. The drunken tramp pissing at the side of a busy road. The despot who orders the murder of men, women, and children. The drug dealer at the school gates. The mugger, the thief, the rapist, and the pedophile. The lazy bastard who hasn't done a day's work in 10 years. Stand them in a row and compare yourself. How are you doing? Feeling pretty good about yourself? Well you are also judged against the great artists, the leaders, the visionaries, and those who define courage. The student who stood in front of the tank in Tiananmen Square. The peasant farmer who took on the Gestapo. The teenager who says 'this is wrong' in the face of peer pressure. How you doing now? 

For the past 10 or so years I've been reading and hearing that ideas are the new currency. Innovate or die. I'm not sure the rest of the world was reading the same things. Mediocrity is alive and thriving. Sure it may not be making iPhone type of money but it's putting Mondeos under the backsides of grey suited nay-sayers all over the country. So what's the problem? People are the problem. Too many people have a problem separating an idea from the person who presented it. An idea may be valid or it may be flawed, that's the nature of ideas and part of the whole process of having and developing innovations (or even advertising that doesn't read like it could have been created 20 years ago). People aren't putting the ideas out there because they are scared that if the idea fails, they fail too because it was their idea. Much as it dismays me, this doesn't come as a surprise. Maybe the stakes aren't high enough. Maybe if the consequence was life or death people would behave differently. I doubt it. I've written here in the past about courage and creativity being linked. The thing that's bothering me now is how the freedom that mankind paid so high a price for in the 20th century is being cast aside. Camus said 'Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better'. If you aren't trying to be better, aren't you throwing that hard won freedom away? HTFU and take a chance.

I've just invented time travel

I posted the 'Trial of David Thewlis' this morning and it's appeared further down the page. I know some of you techno heads will say that it's posted with a 2nd Feb date because that's when I started uploading the video. Well enjoy your cynicism. The Earth isn't flat as you'll see in the future. I know, I've just come back from there.

Some Quotations

People have been sending me quotations today. Perhaps there's something in the air. Anyway, here's a selection to think about.

"The strongest guard is placed at the gateway to nothing...Maybe because the condition of emptiness is too shameful to be divulged."

F. Scott Fitzgerald.

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows faith does not prove anything."

Friedrich Nietzsche

"The only easy day was yesterday."

Sign at the Naval Special Warfare Centre, Coronado, USA

"Baring your teeth is a sign of weakness amongst primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life."

Anon

"Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better."

Albert Camus

i-Tourettes

There's been an outbreak of acute i-Tourettes Syndrome around here today. Like the less common Tourette's Syndrome, sufferers of i-Tourette's can be heard shouting obscenities and graphic descriptions of the parents of the people who design computers and software packages. They can't help it. Computers have that effect on some people. 

Frosty the Snowman 2/2/08 - 3/2/08

The trial of David Thewlis

The case for the defence:

The case for the prosecution:

'Beckett on Film' available from Amazon.

'MacGowran Speaking Beckett' available here.

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Murder most fowl

It is a matter of public record that Claudius killed the King of Denmark. Lesser known is the fact that the king’s son, Hamlet, was murdered by the actor Michael Maloney. I bore witness to this crime as I sat in the front row at West Yorkshire Playhouse, several years ago, wondering if the stage daggers would shuffle me off this mortal coil. Maloney could barely have offended the audience more (save the clown who stood up clapping at the end while the rest of us wondered whether we should clap our hands or slap the midget on the stage across his chops) had he been rubbing an emery board across his finger nails as he began Hamlet’s soliloquy, pausing in his recital to blow the dust from his murdering talons and glance up at the saps who had parted with hard earned cash to watch such a pitiful performance. Mel Gibson might be a hard drinking religious loon but he at least made an effort when he took on the part.

 

This incident was brought to mind by another murder I was unfortunate enough to witness only last week. The scene of the crime was my own home. The victim was Samuel Beckett’s ‘End Game’. Now bad actors are ten a penny. I’ve had the pleasure to make radio commercials with actors of both fame and anonymity over the years; neither guarantees a good performance. In fact the only common trait of the performances that stick in my mind are the dour nature of the people who performed them. No matter. It was worth being subjected to a scowl to hear my work brought to life with such flair. I digress. The perpetrators of the massacre of ‘End Game’ were none other than Michael Gambon and David Thewliss, two thesps who would surely feature in any programme of ‘Britain’s 100 Best Actors’ that ITV cared to make. A trial date has yet to be set. I’m too busy at the moment to capture the segments of video that will show you what I’m talking about. The director, Connor McPherson, was just a pup when he decided to aid and abet the prime suspects. Being under the age of critical responsibility prevents him standing trial. Court is adjourned.